1. Things Thos. doesn’t know: What is so edgy about charging for soymilk?
2. I’ll take it black.
3. Edgy coffee shops
- Every thirty minutes coffee comes out of fire sprinklers
- The ceiling is constantly getting lower
- Free soymilk on the counter
- No gum chewing policy
4. Is that girl really tall or are we just sitting really low?
-It is the height of two motel stick pens
5. Elliot [sic] Smith killed himself in a badass way.
6. Thos. was happy when Kurt Cobain died, now he feels bad.
7. Amy Winehouse’s death that too late to be cool, unless she subscribed to the Richard Manuel School of Suicide, ie, the most pathetic way possible, in a Quality Inn in Winter Park, FL.
Coal Creek Coffee Company, Downtown110 E. Grand Ave
Laramie, Wyoming 82070
soymilk: extra charge