Hazel’s Coffee Company

St. Joseph, Missouri

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1. Music in coffeeshops, Green Line, Cat Power, commercial pop radio

2. Make new track listing for white album, cut out McCartney

3. Secure wifi is stupid.

[diagram of a cameltoe]

4. Lesbian relationships and sub genres

5. Android music players

6. Playlists

7. Photomat Drive-up coffee shops

8. Artificial flavors and flavored coffee, ‘how do they do that?’ -thos.

9. ‘Vegan’ Little Debbies

10. ‘Dr _____’ store brand Dr. Pepper’s

11. Autism and portable videogame devices are the same

12. Psychologist’s rates

13. EMDR, charlatans

14. An Oreo in bar form shouldn’t be called an Oreo anymore

15. Thos. worked at one of the Black Crowes wedding

16. Heckle and Jeckle, what kind of birds are they

17. [diagram of ass so big it causes shorts to hang at angle]
[diagram of jeans too tight to pull over hips]

18. [diagram nullifying pants with pockets that are placed where ass meets legs]

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Hazel’s Coffee Company

4001 Frederick Ave
St. Joseph, Missouri 64506
http://hazelscoffee.com/


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