Comments on: Java Lords

By: j.h. trefry

j.h. trefry — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 19:23:48 +0000

Today at the suitor’s gallery was an overly tall bro in overly short shorts sequentially breaking his own record for how loud he could say ‘fuck’ indoors while drinking a Pabst Blue Ribbon. FUCK! THAT! SHIT! COFFEE! WITH! SOY!

By: dashstar

dashstar — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 16:37:09 +0000

The cockblocker (based on the description of the bluetooth headset) in this episode was one of the owners. He hangs behind the counter to expedite orders and greet customers. I don’t believe he was trying to stop anyone from talking to the female baristas. In fact, according to management policy, they hire cute baristas in order to encourage the obvious male customer response. The bar stools that are set at the end of the bar are there to provide a place for male admirers to watch and engage the female employers. Those seats are referred to as the “suitor chairs” to accommodate the guys who come in to moon over the female baristas, and there are plenty of would-be suitors. However, it is a great source of entertainment, especially to the bluetoothed owner. He is the one who set it up and he is usually found chuckling about the poor fellows who line up to try for the girl’s favors. I find it amusing myself to know there is a whole strata of lonely guys who go from coffee shop to coffee shop trying to date female baristas. Sounds forlorn and unfortunately kind of desperate.

By: Hodge

Hodge — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 04:13:47 +0000

same as it ever was.
same as it ever was.

By: Holly

Holly — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 14:26:48 +0000

@TNZ. I think the dude was saying Lords is next to Either a falafel place OR a vietnamese place, not that they were the same thing. They got a cat living in there too.

By: TNZ

TNZ — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 00:20:18 +0000

“shared w/ a falafel or Vietnamese restaurant”

Are you kidding me? Its a Mediterranean restaurant.
Falafel is not a Vietnamese food. Wayyyyyy Different part of the globe!