Comments on: Joe Coffee Bar

By: Micah Issitt

Micah Issitt — Mon, 07 Feb 2011 06:07:02 +0000

Your pathetic attempts to mimic the humor of writers whose talent is far beyond your own is simply revolting. You have apparently hired a bunch of the same type of people who “review” other people’s youtube videos with nasty comments. You lack humor, you lack subtlety, you lack originality. Even in the vast, seemingly endless sea of the Internet, your site is somehow taking up too much space. Its existence is an insult to anyone who has actually ever enjoyed a cafe. I hope that when you sit with your friends congratulating each other on your various witticisms, somewhere in the back of your minds each of you realize that you and all the work you put into this site amounts to less than a sack of feces thrown into a storm drain. The sad part is, for a small cafe with few reviews, your overly nasty reviews might actually do some damage. Do you like that feeling of power, you pathetic creature? Do you?

By: Micah Issitt

Micah Issitt — Mon, 07 Feb 2011 05:47:19 +0000

This is the worst cafe review site there is! There can be none worse. You should be ashamed of yourself. What a sad, sad person you are.

By: Aurora Kendall

Aurora Kendall — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 15:17:35 +0000

Well, what a ridiculous little man? Obviously he and his friend were overcome by the heat of March? Yea, gotta be a Starbuck’s lover! The worst coffee I have ever encountered is Starbucks, and Alexandra is correct….every cup does taste the same because it is all roasted at the same temp., so the coffee is always bitter. Never had a bad cup of coffee at Joe’s, always fresh as is the food. All sandwichs are of organic ingredients and thrown away at the end of the day. Soy milk? You bet! I don’t know of anyone who drinks cows milk now a days. And Cosi is filthy! My partner and I ate and had a beverage there and it was nasty. We washed our own table it was so gross! Let’s not talk about the stained upholstery again….gives me nightmares. Whatever the “little man” says, I prefer Joe’s. Especially the coffee brewed from fair trade beans (all I ever buy from Joe) that he roasted himself! So, stick with your boring,run of the mill coffeebars specifically created for wallpaper, such as yourself, while I languish over a fine cup of Joe’s roasted coffee! Silly little man indeed!

By: Alexadra

Alexadra — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 19:00:08 +0000

Yeesh! Obviously, this bloke has the wrong Joe Coffeebar! He must have had his panties in a knot after giving such an offensive review on this subperb cafe’. I have frequented Joe Coffeebar for the past 5 years and have not encounterd an unpleasant atmosphere in the least. You must have Joe Coffeebar confused with the nasty, filthy accommodations – at say – a Starbucks (worlds worst coffee) or Cosi (place is always dirty with no clean tables to eat at, stained upholstery- yuck!) I prefer the natral decor of Joe’s. It’s all comfy and the staff is pleasant and goes out of their way to be sure your time spent in the coffeebar is a pleasant experience. Food is freshly made, special requsts are handled quickly, all sweet breads are natural and individually hand made. The environment was an assault to a “well-developed visual acumen”, such as youself? You are a misguided pompus ass, dear sir and ridiculous to boot! You must have an affilliation with Starbucks..you know, where every cup of over priced coffee tastes the same.

By: Duncan Brumblelow

Duncan Brumblelow — Sun, 27 May 2007 21:48:49 +0000

I don’t know where your reviewer went to school, but his date for Joe’s building is off by at least 6 years. Basically, this whole review is untrue.