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Aurora L5P

poured in: Atlanta, Georgia

Aurora L5P

Aurora would probably be the coffeeshop I ended up making a pilgrimage to on my visit to Atlanta if I were a wayward anti-tourist from Marked Tree, Arkansas or Searchlight, Nevada. It is a safe place that has a patina of freshness to it, it is in an area where one could easily spend an [...]

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Cafe Ambrosia

poured in: Savannah, Georgia

Cafe Ambrosia

cast of characters: pop: seasoned world traveler, coffee aesthete, perfectionist son: uptight prosewriting provocateur wanda: mountain woman soulpatch: failed SCAD hack, opportunist, venice beach reject cashier: current SCAD student ms. soulpatch (offstage): condescending masculine female

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Cafe Cliche (née Indie Coffee & Books)

poured in: Decatur, Georgia

Indie Coffee & Books

Although it appears to be a pasttime of mine, I do not so frequently get the opportunity to hang out in coffee shops. So when the perhaps weekly chance for me to go sit in a shop alone and do some writing comes up, I usually gravitate toward the more established (at least in my [...]

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ChocoLaté Coffee

poured in: Decatur, Georgia

Oh, where to begin. . .let’s just start with this place can kiss my honky ass. My significant other has been begging me to go to this stupid coffee shop for months now, and I finally acquiesced, ending the struggle.

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Dr. Bombay’s Underwater Tea Party

poured in: Atlanta, Georgia

Dr. Bombay’s Underwater Tea Party

Every so often you encounter a place, that, late in your life, aligns with a place that you have been enjoying in your mind’s restful hours for many years. At this stage you cannot divorce the physical place from the one you believe you had remembered. Were you indeed remembering it, somehow traced past in [...]

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E2 Coffeehouse

poured in: Atlanta, Georgia

I’ve actually visited this coffeehouse (honestly I had just had a cuppa at Joe’s and was driving around and decided I had to use their restroom) So I bought a Cafe Latte for myself and Cafe Mocha for my mother while waiting for a our drinks to be prepared and after “my relief” I stood [...]

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Favorite (DECOMMISSIONED)

poured in: Athens, Georgia

A very cold winter dusk in Athens. Downtown, resisting the easy answer of just ducking into Blue Sky, we walk up Lumpkin, past the ‘new’ University buildings with uniform brick stretches and bulbous, orderless stucco columns. The wind whips up Lumpkin all the way from Five Points. Tucked in behind some churchy University outposts a [...]

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Gallery Espresso

poured in: Savannah, Georgia

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Historians and Gore Vidal can not tell us what hipster dipshits were called in the 17th century or whenever the ‘oldest coffee house in Savannah’ commenced operations. SCAD and fixies had not been invented, and neckbeards and fedoras probably could not be used with irony yet. No one knows. We can assume with confidence, however, [...]

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Gathering Grounds (née Sweet Java Brown)

poured in: Atlanta, Georgia

On my return trip to Sweet Java Brown the place was called Gathering Grounds. They appeared to have the same operating hours, but, as I have been privately insulted for making an issue out of coffee shops that close absurdly early, I will not rail too much on the fact that Gathering Grounds closes at [...]

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Inman Perk

poured in: Atlanta, Georgia

Inman Perk

As an ‘architect’ I regularly struggle with my fluctuating attention to the specificity of designed environments. I realize that every manmade condition is ‘designed,’ and so are many so-called natural settings. The way in which my attentions shift are as follows. Certain conditions exist in such a way that they trumpet the human ingenuity that [...]

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International Bean Cafe at GPC (DECOMMISSIONED)

poured in: Atlanta, Georgia

International Bean Cafe at GPC

Some things that are commonplace, and often visually associated with banal and infuriatingly mundane errands for those who do their jobs near it, are capable of arousing delight and mystery in others through their covert locations. It is very easy to be covert in Atlanta. Rule number 1: Locate where you are not visible from [...]

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Java Lords

poured in: Atlanta, Georgia

Java Lords

This will probably be a negative review. If so, it will not be necessarily Java Lords’s fault. The coming of the new year has this tableauxist reflecting on the last 12 months, which have contained some of his life’s most abysmal moments since 2004. The upcoming months look to be no less of a test. [...]

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Java Monkey

poured in: Decatur, Georgia

Java Monkey

It is strange being at Java Monkey in the middle of the day. I usually frequent this coffee shop in the evenings, where the sounds of live music and poetry slams resonate through the cafe. Instead, Interpol or some other band is playing on the stereo system overhead. Java Monkey is by far my favorite [...]

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Jittery Joe’s Alpharetta (DECOMMISSIONED)

poured in: Alpharetta, Georgia

jittery joe's alpharetta

The State of the Union stinks.

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Jittery Joe’s Eastside

poured in: Athens, Georgia

As far as I can recall, there is not much to say about this coffee shop. The east-side of athens is populated by cheap college apartments, and their respective denizens. This is not the most happenin’ part of the town by any means, but you can’t beat Jittery Joes coffee. This Jittery Joes is basically [...]

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Jittery Joe’s Five Points

poured in: Athens, Georgia

Jittery Joe’s Five Points

there have been 2 shops in my short life thus far that, for any appreciable length of time, usurped my home as consistent theatre of operations or sitting parlour. one was the 18th street coffeehouse in santa monica and the other was jittery joe’s at five points in athens.

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Joe’s

poured in: Atlanta, Georgia

Joe\'s

a creation scene painted on the ceiling. he (adam, joe?) reaches out languidly, recumbent on a flocculent drift of brushstrokes that blow toward the restrooms as if by force of the godhead and the divine finger, er, finger looped through a coffeemug handle. his finger is as limp as the miniscule penis he is rendered [...]

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Joshua Cup Coffee

poured in: Macon, Georgia

Joshua Cup Coffee

As is becoming a little habit of mine I consulted the internet before leaving on a daytrip to Macon (/ˈmeɪkən/) to find a place to take a coffee at the end of our familial obligations. Lord, I knew we would need it, and as has become my customary thought when entering into unfavourable situations, I [...]

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Kavarna (née Jupiter Coffee)

poured in: Decatur, Georgia

Kavarna

there is precious little i can walk to in my ‘neighbourhood.’ although i am honored to visit the candler discount mall (as seen in ‘cannibal apocalypse’) on a biweekly basis, the commercial strip from glenwood to memorial on candler has no less than 6 hairbraiding shops, 3 pawn/title loan shops, and one new place called [...]

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Octane Coffee

poured in: Atlanta, Georgia

Octane Coffee

Oh the new shop. Actually I don’t know how new. Thos. has been asking me to go here for some time I believe, and I have finally made it, on a rather non-descript early fall evening. With the new shop and the fresh I night I ventured to revisit an old piece of writing that [...]

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Octane Coffee, Emory (née Method Coffee Bar and Tea Lounge)

poured in: Decatur, Georgia

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Alert! Method, a very special place, has closed down. Let me take this opportunity to declare that every single student and faculty member of Emory is a moron. Enjoy your burnt auto-drip, putains! I can only hope that Don is moving to a less booji intersection. I am a connoisseur of silence. On my back [...]

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One Caffe

poured in: Atlanta, Georgia

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I have spent cumulative weeks of my life sitting on the low circular brick planter (now sans sharp holly at its perimeter) in the Equitable Plaza within sight of One Caffe, formerly (briefly) Saxby’s, and formerly something I can’t even recall. I have little to say towards One Caffe other than if you are planning [...]

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Palm Coast Coffee

poured in: Saint Simons Island, Georgia

Palm Coast Coffee

As a lad I grew up at the beach, on a barrier island astride the Atlantic Ocean along Central Florida. All the memories of my childhood are infused at some level with blinding white sun, the smell of salted air, flat topography, and a sense of ease that comes with the slow pace of seaside [...]

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Red Eye

poured in: Athens, Georgia

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When I was a junior in college studying architecture I was less than enthused about the stature and promise of my studiomates, much less their personalities. On a Sunday morning I could be sure that they would be significantly less charming than usual with their khaki shorts reeking of some unidentifiable cocktail of Natural Light, [...]

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Savannah Bagel Cafe

poured in: Savannah, Georgia

savannah bagel cafe

My heart had just been broken, big time, immediately before my last visit to Savannah. I exited a plane from Copenhagen and plodded into the salt marsh in a deep blue funk, spending the following weeks devouring endless half-pound tubs of low grade hummus from the local Kroger and struggling to maintain a Skype connection [...]

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Savannah Coffee Roasters Cafe

poured in: Savannah, Georgia

Savannah Coffee Roasters Cafe

It would be foolish to take space in this forum to decry the homogenizing effect on world culture that corporate retailers have. In fact, this entire project is in a sense a repository of the twists, discrepancies, extremes, both positive and negative, that independently owned coffeeshops provide us with. This repository exists to preserve their [...]

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The Sentient Bean

poured in: Savannah, Georgia

The Sentient Bean

the ‘great’ film paura nella città dei morti viventi was filmed in savannah. the film is often ‘lauded’ for its atmospheric quality and of course the tight soundtrack by fabio frizzi. it is a touchstone of fine fin de la d?cennie (the 70s that is) italian incoherence with a preference for evocative imagery and non-sequitur [...]

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Tilt Coffeeshop

poured in: Atlanta, Georgia

R.I.P. Wachovia

As Tilt Coffeeshop was visited by two (2) Cafe Tableauxists simultaneously, we decided to post dueling tableaux, as a sort of ‘He said, he said’ experiment – a look at the divergent, opposing, and/or confluent views of a shared experience: j.h. trefry said: This was the first shop I had visited with Thos. since Mani’s [...]

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Vic’s Coffee House

poured in: Savannah, Georgia

Savannah, GA

Sometimes in this line of work you drink a cup of blackjo “just because.” It is not the lure of the steamy low lit den with pressed tin ceilings, or the wide open transparency of a corner shop with white walls and stripe-shirted baristi, or even the desperation of the pedestrian in the strange city [...]

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