The District Coffee House

Boise, Idaho

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1. The Queen in heat accepts the slant-ins from several ardent Toms in a noisy chorus of superfecundity.

2. Thos.’s mug is handmade.

3. Ali Baba’s woman:

  • If the other 2 people hadn’t come in Thos. would have started crying
  • “Sometimes I think you want to fail.”
  • She was drinking a 44oz. Mountain Dew and doing a word find.
  • The kids in front of Boise Fry Co. were laughing at us for eating there.
  • Worst falafel on the planet.
  • Jews make the best falafel

4. Victimized conservatives in the ‘fly-over’ states are just as culpable for the sorry state of our country as deranged and deviant liberals.
-they are upset at being disenfranchised even though they like the exact same reality television and foods stuffed into other foods as coastal elitists, but their caginess is more a product of shame for not being attractive and hip.

5. “I need 4 shots! Gotta get my buzz on!”

6. This is the best place on the trip so far.

7. The barista thinks Thos. is ignoring JH like the guy’s wife on her device in Sweet Melissa’s, Laramie.
-JH lives in the moment

8. If you barely fit in your stretchy sundress you probably don’t need a Coke for breakfast.

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The District Coffee House

110 S 5th St
Boise, Idaho 83702
http://www.districtcoffeehouse.com/


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